READ THIS BEFORE YOUR WIFE FINDS OUT YOU’RE LOOKING AT MOTORCYCLES AGAIN.

For sale is my 2014 Harley-Davidson Street Glide with only 17,468 miles and enough upgrades to make the factory guys wonder why they even bothered building the stock version. ??

This bike is basically the motorcycle equivalent of “I can explain…”

?? THE GOOD STUFF:

? Only 17,468 miles

? Extended saddle bags — because apparently normal storage is for people who travel light

? 14-inch apes — because reaching the handlebars shouldn’t require sitting like you’re filling out paperwork at the DMV

? Hammock seat — your backside will be so comfortable you’ll start volunteering for unnecessary road trips

? 1200-watt sound system with Apple CarPlay/Android Auto — because if your neighbors don’t know you’re leaving, you’re doing it wrong

? Michelin Commander 3 tires with LESS THAN 1,500 MILES on them

? Sounds incredible

? Looks even better

? Comes with the legally questionable ability to suddenly take the “scenic route” everywhere

This isn’t some 80,000-mile garage survivor that’s been through more owners than a timeshare. It’s barely broken in for a Harley.

The extended bags give you room for all the things you absolutely don’t need to bring on a motorcycle but will somehow convince yourself you need.

The 14-inch apes give you that proper “I’m not here to discuss my life choices” riding position.

The hammock seat means your ass can ride longer than your common sense.

And the 1200-watt sound system ensures that everyone within a three-block radius gets to enjoy your carefully curated playlist whether they asked for it or not. ????

?? BOTTOM LINE:

If you’re looking for a low-mile Street Glide that’s already loaded with expensive upgrades, this is it.

You could buy a stock bike and spend a small fortune making it look and sound like this…

OR

You could buy mine and immediately start riding.

?? Asking $12,500

?? Located in Surprise, AZ

Serious buyers are welcome.

Lowballers: Please consult your financial advisor before sending me your offer of $6,000 and a slightly used fishing boat.

Come see it, hear it, sit on it—and try not to fall in love with it before you tell your spouse you’re “just looking.” ???????